Growing up means perpetually bemoaning younger versions of yourself like some kind of neverending babushka doll of self-hate.
Archer (x)
Fate/Stay Night
Tag: fate
Sakura: I did it for you!
Shirou: Cool motive. Still murder.
Mongrel, those swords are copyrighted!
Gilgamesh to Shirou and Archer
No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!
Emiya Shirou
Hi, I’m going to be auditioning for the role of myself, and I’m going to be screaming for 14 hours.
Lancelot du Lac (x)
Fate/Zero
Fate/Zero
Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I’m freaking out right now tell me his exact words.
Jeanne d’Arc (x)
Fate Apocrypha
Fate Apocrypha
Iskander: How much for the horse tornado?
Sales person: Sir, that’s a carousel.
Iskander: I must have it.
Ishtar: The stars look beautiful tonight!
Gilgamesh: You know what’s more beautiful?
Ishtar, blushing: What?
Gilgamesh: Enkidu.
Medb: Look, I used the Grail to make the man of my dreams.
Fergus: No you didn’t. You ruined a perfectly good Cu is what you did.
Fergus: Look at him. He’s got depression.
You fool, who dares to extend your arms into the world beyond...A translation of a scene from Fate/Zero manga chapter 40, which was in the novel but not the anime. Thanks for breaking my heart for the millionth time, Shinjirou-sensei (and thank you to babylowned for linking me to the scans ;u;/)
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