[Dazai meeting Chuuya for the first time]
Dazai, dreamily: He took my breath away . . .
Akutagawa: . . . Wasn’t that because he kicked you in the stomach after you called him ‘short’?
Dazai, arriving in a stolen car: Come on, get in! I got us some new wheels!
Chuuya: Good, my bike blew up. How much is this gonna cost?
Dazai: Two years in jail if we don’t get moving.
I’m too shook to come up with clever caption but they both own my ass
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Chuuya: *is drunk and watching tv*
Chuuya: No, you stupid moron! Don’t go into the Church!
Dazai: What are you watching?
Chuuya: Our wedding video.
Dazai, winking: I guess you could say I’ve . . . Fallen for you.
Chuuya: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs in your latest suicide attempt, how are you even alive –
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